Looking for a fun quote to put on your decal?
Or a quick line you can quote back at your welding buddy?
Stroll through. Enjoy this collection of light hearted irony.
Plus the odd welding prayer.
Fun Welder Quotes
A Welder: Someone who talks to themselves while working in the dark.
To be a Welder, you just have to Weld.
End of Story.
Welding keeps the world from Falling Apart.
Great Welding is a Practice.
I’m a Welder, I get to play with fire.
You can Weld Worse.
You Get to Weld Better by Sticking with it till you master your craft.
Using a Grinder to make a Weld Look Good makes you a Grinder not a Welder.
Your Bead doesn’t have be to as good looking as you are.
You have Sunburn in Winter? You’re a Welder.
A Welder is? – Someone Who Fixes Stuff You Can’t.
Welders never Die. They just Pass The Torch.
Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronizing to go and talk like a welder. Welding’s a mystery to me now. You can’t go back, your life changes every day.Billy Connolly
I Weld like a girl… Try and Keep Up.
Your Welding Prayer
God bless this Hot Mess.
Welding Humor to Make You Laugh
He’s so OLD that when GOD said let there be light, he said watch your eyes.
“Did you know they Can teach Monkeys to Weld?”
“Yeah but THEY quit after they get burned once.”
A Bad Welder is someone who Grinds more than they Weld.
When you have a hammer everything is a nail.
When you have a Welder Everything is What Ever You Want It To Be.
I may not be the best Welder. But I’m the Best You’ve Ever Seen.
A bad Welder needs a good Grinder.
Back in my day, we DRANK the Miller and WELDED with the Lincoln.
What’s the difference between a Welder and a Baby?
The Baby eventually stops Cryin’ and Grows Up.
Welders Are: The Best Arc Makers since Noah.
Butt Welds Are a Pain In The Ass.
How many Welders does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Welders aren’t afraid of the dark.
Your Welds should Sound like Bacon.
If they Smell like Bacon you’re on Fire.
Welders can mend Weld anything. Except a broken heart and the crack of dawn.
Welders do it in all Positions.
What do Welders and Wheel Barrows have in common?
They’re hard to push around and are easily upset.
A Grinder and Paint will make a Welder what he Aint.
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