Welding Quotes You\'ll Love to Laugh At (And Pictures)

Looking for a fun quote to put on your decal?

Or a quick line you can quote back at your welding buddy?

Stroll through. Enjoy this collection of light hearted irony.

Plus the odd welding prayer.

Fun Welder Quotes

A Welder: Someone who talks to themselves while working in the dark.

To be a Welder, you just have to Weld.
End of Story.

Welding keeps the world from Falling Apart.

Great Welding is a Practice.

I’m a Welder, I get to play with fire.

You can Weld Worse.
You Get to Weld Better by Sticking with it till you master your craft.

Using a Grinder to make a Weld Look Good makes you a Grinder not a Welder.

Your Bead doesn’t have be to as good looking as you are.

You have Sunburn in Winter? You’re a Welder.

Life is made of ever so many partings welded together
Great Expectations

A Welder is? – Someone Who Fixes Stuff You Can’t.

Welders never Die. They just Pass The Torch.

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronizing to go and talk like a welder. Welding’s a mystery to me now. You can’t go back, your life changes every day.
Billy Connolly

But a person who does machining or foundry work or forger work or welding sees “steel” as having no shape at all. Steel can be any shape you want if you are skilled enough.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

I Weld like a girl… Try and Keep Up.

Your Welding Prayer

May my wire be clean, My rig be ready, My tungsten be sharp, my hand be steady, Make the next weld I make be my very best and Lord please let me pass the welding test.

God bless this Hot Mess.

Welding Humor to Make You Laugh

He’s so OLD that when GOD said let there be light, he said watch your eyes.

“Did you know they Can teach Monkeys to Weld?”

“Yeah but THEY quit after they get burned once.”

A Bad Welder is someone who Grinds more than they Weld.

When you have a hammer everything is a nail.
When you have a Welder Everything is What Ever You Want It To Be.

The man stood at the pearly gates, his face worn and old. “Can I come in?”
“What did you do on Earth that you seek admission here?” St Peter asked.
“I was a welder on the pipelines and in the oil fields all my life”
The gates sprang open and St. Peter rang the bell and said.
“Come in. Grab a harp. You’ve done had your fair share of Hell.”

I may not be the best Welder. But I’m the Best You’ve Ever Seen.

A bad Welder needs a good Grinder.

Back in my day, we DRANK the Miller and WELDED with the Lincoln.

What’s the difference between a Welder and a Baby?

The Baby eventually stops Cryin’ and Grows Up.

Welders Are: The Best Arc Makers since Noah.

Butt Welds Are a Pain In The Ass.

A man walks past a fabrication shop and sees an Ad.
Welder Needed $15-$30 per hour.
He goes in and says he’s come in about the welding job.
The shop owner gives him some metal and takes him to a welder. And says.
“Bring it to me when you’re done.”
The man brings the shop owner two welds.
The first one is beautiful. The shop owner has never seen the like. Beads, straight and smooth as you like.
The shop owner complements him on such fine work.
The second weld looked like someone had thrown up over the metal. Messy, didn’t cover it.
The owner asked “what’s up with the difference in welds?”
The man says, “the first one is the $30 an hour weld. The second is $15.”